The Exchange Student Song

The Exchange Student Song

Exchanges, exchanges a long way from home.
We're highly obnoxious, so leave us alone.
We drink when we're thirsty. We drink when we're dry.
We drink till we're motherless and then we get high.

CHORUS:

We are exchanges, exchanges, exchanges
We live it up we do, welive it up we do
So come on and join the party and pass more " Tequila 2".

If the ocean was whisky and I was a duck,
I'd s! wim to the bottom and drink my way up.
But the ocean isn't whisky as I'm not a duck,
so let's go to -------- (Insert big city near you here)
and have a good fuck!

Host brothers, host sisters, we love them a lot.
A matter of fact it can get pretty hot.
We like to give kisses, we like to give hits.
But too many kisses get us in deep shit.

Someday we'll be doctors, someday engineers.
But right at this moment we're into our beers.
No drinking, no driving, no dating, no grass
These stupid rules are a pain in the ass.

We like to eat chocolate, we like to eat cake,
we like to eat ice cream and gain lots of weight.
Our butts may be fat and our thighs may grow.
But give us a chance and we'll give you a blow.

We're highly disorganized, we're fucked in the head.
We just hope one day we don't drink ourselves dead.
We like to drink whisky, we like to drink wine,
so give us a chance and we'll do 69.

We like to party hard, we may be there last,
but that doesn't matter we drink really fast.
At the end of the night we smell like a skunk,
but that doesn't matter, we're probably drunk.

Exchanges like us, we sometimes do wrong,
but give us a chance and sing you a song.
The songs that we sing, we think they're a hit.
But to tell you the truth, they're a big load of shit.

Adapted from http://www.webspawner.com/users/shesellsseashells/
Read the afterwords, damn meaningful. Thanks Kenneth for showing me this website.