Stolen

Either I am lucky, or I am smart.

Oh wait! But it also means I am either unlucky, or I am stupid!

This morning, my handphone was stolen. One hour later, I found it in ladies' heads.

How so?

I was sleeping in the bunk of this building at B2, and my working area is B1. Beside my bed is a chair with a telephone on it, so i left my specs, inhaler, watch, and my phone on it.

I heard footsteps, so I pull my blanket over my head. Cos normally the IOC crew will come down to change into No.3 uniform for colours, so to prevent the light from overwhelming my eyes when the light is switched on, i cover my head with blanket. Then that guy changed.

I heard the footsteps getting further, follow by sound of door opening and closing outside the bunk. So the guy exit through B2, bypassing the gate at B1. I sprang up.(i got a feeling something is gone) And guess what? My phone is gone. So i immediately called my partner on B1 to see who when up the stairs using camera. it's A***K.

So i walked the path that he took as i have never use that corridor at B2 before. After familiarising, i went back to office. At first i wanted to check every single flag party members pocket, but decided not to. Then i informed the CDO. After awhile, i went back to B2 to check every possible hidding place as we are pretty much convinced that the thief will not be so stupid to put it on him. I searched around, then i enter the ladies. The first thing that caught my eyes: The toilet rolls on hand-dryer. Tada! My phone was hidden in it.

CDO decided to drop the case as it will be a disadvantage for us if we pursue the matter. That idiot escaped. But we decided to scare him. So before we dismount, we put a note in the toilet roll, hoping it will scare him when he goes back to "retrieve" my phone. "We know what you did"


Appendix
Heads: Toilet in Navy term
IOC: Integrated Operations Centre
CDO: Command Duty Officer